Flying Sex Monster

A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.

Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!

by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014

moistee

A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"

"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"

by Richard777 October 21, 2008

Monsef

a very cool guy

"hey did you see monsef"
"Yeah he's so cool dude"

by no one important lol October 2, 2020

the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.

Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.

"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."

by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005

Monster Cock

When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.

Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.

by monstermax October 19, 2010

COOKIE monster

Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!

"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"

by Eleanor April 10, 2005