mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

mega-sof

A fat smooshy mashosh; a very loving, supporive, creative, soft and comfortable person that you can rely on hugging any time

come here mega-sof, gimme a hug...

by sonia g. November 23, 2006

mega nutella

1) aarge Nutella drink
2) a big saucy black man (or two) drinking a milkshake (above) and is fancied by every girl who goes by the name of gabby

“One mega Nutella for the mega Nutella in the back!!”

by anonnemlou September 28, 2018

Binley Mega Chippy

Easily the best chippy in the world. There is also a song dedicated to it.

Bob: hey do you wanna go to Binley Mega Chippy a.k.a the best chippy?
John: nah.
Bob: what did you just say!?

by adickiewitdahoodie June 1, 2022

mega preg

Someone that looks to be pregnant in their last months but is not.

Could also be a male with a large beer gut.

"Damn that dude looks mega preg!"

by BD2G May 10, 2014

Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 3, 2022

Binley Mega Chippy

An overratedly famous restaurant brand which uses the remarkable song which made the now popularized cafetaria a meme on MidTok and later Cheddit.

#: Yo homie look where this guy got his meal!!
#: Yea I don't know sorry mate :(
#: *Binley Mega Chippy intensifies*

by The king oxx June 3, 2022