itchy mcscratchies

A sexually transmitted disease

Bob: That girl I slept with last week gave me the itchy mcscratchies
Carl: Damn that sucks man.

by KulsprutaKid April 2, 2024

Itchy

When something scratches at your moral compass or beliefs.

Man, Dave going to a 4 year old's birthday party over hanging with the boys is very itchy.

by xXLikeX'sXx April 19, 2024

itachi

itachi is the worst brother in anime

“itachi was a good brother”: mf no he wasnt

by evil avil May 21, 2024

Itchplay

A type of BDSM where they make each other itch and scratch each other’s itches where it feels almost orgasmic.

Did you see them? They were getting bit by mosquitoes and doing Itchplay in the back yard!

by sundewman July 8, 2024

Itchitation

That maddening combo of straight-up itching AND irritation where your skin feels like it's crawling, burning, stinging, and begging to be scratched all at once. It's worse than a regular itch because scratching just makes the irritation flare up more. Usually hits after switching laundry detergent, a bad shave, mild sunburn, or when your eczema decides to act up. Basically, your skin is throwing a tantrum and won't chill.

Yo, this new body wash gave me the worst itchitation on my back — feels like fire ants are having a party and scratching just invites more guests.

by CyberPharmer February 1, 2026

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

Itachi

How I look showing up to my brother Magic the gathering group and winning 4 straight:

Hym "Like Itachi."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025