haist

When autocorrect suggests a word that steals all the attention from the rest of the sentence.

This is a cross linguistic portmanteau. Using the Japanese word "hai" meaning yes and the English word heist.

I tried telling him he is a flaunter, but then autocorrect changed it to Flanders and that completely haisted the conversation.

by FickleFeather February 4, 2025

halstyn

A strong beautiful girl who struggles finding people who love her and who try’s to not quit who times are hard

#halstyn

by Kinslee February 14, 2025

Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie

I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy

by StatDoc April 22, 2025

Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie

I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie

by StatDoc April 26, 2025

Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

by StatDoc May 14, 2025

hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.

The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.

by OneRedFox May 21, 2025

Haast eagle

A large prehistoric bird species found in the apollo drive vicinity.

" Holy shit Harley, Thats an extinct Haast Eagle , FUCK "

by Kroc west June 5, 2025