The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
by Solid Snail October 12, 2013
Get the captain jew goldmug. A phrase used by one to indicate that he/she wants a share of something that has been obtained by another.
It was first featured in the "Leprechaun in Alabama" video on Youtube.
It was first featured in the "Leprechaun in Alabama" video on Youtube.
Child 1: I went trick or treating last night for Halloween and I received soooo much candy! What did you do?
Child 2: I'm not allowed to trick or treat.. so I stayed in and watched a movie.
Child 1: Oh..
Child 2: So yeah, gimme da gold.
Teenager 1: I got some beer from my brother. Let's party!
Teenager 2: GIMME DA GOLD!
Child 2: I'm not allowed to trick or treat.. so I stayed in and watched a movie.
Child 1: Oh..
Child 2: So yeah, gimme da gold.
Teenager 1: I got some beer from my brother. Let's party!
Teenager 2: GIMME DA GOLD!
by RaptorRAWR January 24, 2011
Get the gimme da goldmug. An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.
by hello_from_the_other_side August 11, 2021
Get the Gold star aroacemug. Term for money, usually referring to large sums. Was popular during the 1980's among those involved with the stock market, especially bigshots and sleazy traders.
by Dowski85 January 13, 2010
Get the Hong Kong Goldmug. The blood-pumping organ of a greedy/selfish moocher/fortune-hunter who only yearns for gold; i.e., his main goal in life is to be given money to either hoard or spend frivolously.
In the 1937 comedy-film "Way Out West", Laurel and Hardy play a couple of witless buddies who unknowingly deliver a deed for a gold mine to the wrong woman; the recipient is actually the heiress's devious guardian with a "heart of gold"... Laurel naively "hits home" by telling her, "Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger".
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the heart of goldmug. Take the life of a celebrity for example - It may seem like they live a good life; but in reality they are constantly hounded for autographs and have no privacy.So most people would say " all that glitters is not gold."
by JOHNNyY June 16, 2007
Get the ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLDmug. Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.
The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone
by Maggy-G January 17, 2013
Get the The story of Sex and goldmug.