When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

People who argue with established science, geography, space photography, eye witnesses even morons who know for a fact that the Earth is NOT FLAT!
My kid passed 12 years of basic education but somehow has decided the Earth is flat. I guess he is just a Flat Head.
by The Repurposed Male January 6, 2024

Flat Us is where home is
It makes buildings and flats feel like home
Somewhere the faith of parents and youngsters reconcile
It makes buildings and flats feel like home
Somewhere the faith of parents and youngsters reconcile
Being Defined as
Students 1 : I have to shift to mumbai, I dont know how to find accommodation
Student 2: I have a solution for you! Flat Us Www.flatus.com
You can find everything thing you want
From accommodation to food and travel help
Students 1 : I have to shift to mumbai, I dont know how to find accommodation
Student 2: I have a solution for you! Flat Us Www.flatus.com
You can find everything thing you want
From accommodation to food and travel help
by Flat us November 24, 2021

A secret society of the brightest minds Warwick University has ever seen. They say those lads are gonna take over the world one day, and I wouldn't doubt it.
by Flat 17 November 22, 2021

=) The flat earth plane of existence.
=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.
=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.
=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.
=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.
=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) Flat Earth Plane, The , of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so, what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty
=) Today God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe
=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
=) Today God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe
=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 1, 2022

Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell
Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn
Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning
Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn
Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning
John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill
Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav
Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav
by Chilcomptonbilll January 31, 2020

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
