1. A neural disorder in which a person's mind is constantly disturbed, therefore they rarely say or do anything correctly
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
An example of Thought Disorder is inconsistency
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
by You_are_like_me October 24, 2009
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Get the Jgriffin disorder mug.A disorder in which internet users accumulate a large number of tabs in their browser as a result of not being able to delete them with ease.
by Kerolf January 2, 2012
Get the Tabbing Disorder mug.Adjustment Disorder is a deep set fear of not only change but of leaving the house, going on a date, sleeping at a friends home, moving, among other normal everyday things. Adjustment disorder is caused by little things that internally scar us although we may not know when it happens. For example:
I am at home all day for a few weeks and then when I go out I feel like I am guilty of something or like I won't have a home to go back to.
I sleep over at a friends house and I have to go home halfway through the night because I am afraid to be away from home too long.
I start working at a new job and I feel like I am going to be fired for something little like dropping a pencil because I am attached to my old job.
Adjustment Disorder doesn't make a lot of sense to someone who doesn't have it. It is a difficult thing to cope with. It makes us afraid of random things that no one else even gives a second thought.
I am at home all day for a few weeks and then when I go out I feel like I am guilty of something or like I won't have a home to go back to.
I sleep over at a friends house and I have to go home halfway through the night because I am afraid to be away from home too long.
I start working at a new job and I feel like I am going to be fired for something little like dropping a pencil because I am attached to my old job.
Adjustment Disorder doesn't make a lot of sense to someone who doesn't have it. It is a difficult thing to cope with. It makes us afraid of random things that no one else even gives a second thought.
My Adjustment Disorder keeps me from dating again because I am bone chillingly afraid that I will get hurt again after being single for a year.
by Willowgirl August 28, 2016
Get the Adjustment Disorder mug.A serious mental malady whereby you are convinced that you have sufficient persuasion/hyping-capabilities to sell ice to Eskimos.
Billy Mays is said to have been so skilled at salesmanship that he could sell ice to an Eskimo, but I never found him all that appealing or convincing, so maybe he just had buypolar disorder if he actually thought that about himself.
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IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Ni-disorder diagnostic criteria:
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays for abstractions or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. A disregard towards society's rules and/or laws with the potential disregard for any social norm.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death."
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Ni-disorder diagnostic criteria:
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays for abstractions or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. A disregard towards society's rules and/or laws with the potential disregard for any social norm.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death."
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
by darkness_imperium May 3, 2022
Get the Ni-disorder mug.-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
by bvc55 July 28, 2012
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