penis clam

Also known as a Geoduck (gooey duck) the penis clam uses its long shaft of a neck to filter the salt water into clean water to deliver it to its base hidden deep below the sand

Wow did you know the shaft of the penis clam can grow up to 3 feet.

by Caramel22 September 12, 2021

Clam Juicer

A hot lesbian that’s hot and just wants sex but not worth the trouble

Fuck that clam juicer she’s not even worth the fun night

by Pelaz May 16, 2021

Clam Handlers

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.

Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!

by DirtyluluJ March 27, 2023

Showing clam

When a cis woman accidentally shows off her private area, like when a gust of wind blows up her skirt.

“I was minding my own business on a windy day but then I noticed I was showing clam for all to see.”

by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 8, 2012

angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 August 6, 2008

Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

by Jagurara September 21, 2009