Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008

Carrot Bottom

A newlywed Millenial that buys foreign luxury vehicles and is overly concerned/astonished with how others have accumulated their wealth, exposing their lack of self esteem and overall mental meekness.

Mike told me the other day while driving his new Volvo that carrot top must be a multimillionaire through gay porn because how else could he possibly make that much money. Mike is such a carrot bottom.

by Sipowitz December 3, 2018

carrot

To sleep, be lazy or to chill out.

"Gonna go out tonight, Charley?"
"Nah I am gonna carrot."

by Knuckles April 3, 2003

chase the carrot

To masturbate.

Mike's been chasing the carrot all day, dude! How do we get him to stop?!

by bongo. October 29, 2003

CarrotCake

Someone who is being an idiot

you are such a stupid carrotcake

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

chase the carrot

What conservatives do to poke fun at the cute little liberals.

"Here hippie, chase the carrot!"

by Ogdenumptee3 October 28, 2003

Hot Carroll

Sometimes mistaken for "Hot Carl". A Hot Carroll is when you and your friend are driving past an indian kids house, and the indian kid proceeds to yell "JAAAAKKKEEE".

Jonny drove past a house and recieved a "Hot Carroll"

by illbeindasky24 September 22, 2010