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Cheese Turtle 

An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma
"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
Cheese Turtle by SouLLesS April 26, 2015

cheese house 

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.
I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella

cheese banana 

A cheese shaped like a banana
I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.

cheese dibbles 

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.
cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.
cheese dibbles by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

Cheese baguette 

An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red
When I hand I want to gobble a filthy French fucker and suck on his cheese baguette

Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.
I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.