anger bear

Someone who is very crabby and angry and who makes being around them no fun. This was used on Wonkette often. YES. It's "anger bear" not "angry bear."

"Anger bear" may be the mad version of a "sad panda"

When he found out that Scott has signed the heath care bill he turned in to a full-time anger bear.

anger bear by wonderwomyn April 20, 2010

sun bear 

a very cute bear that loves to cuddle! they are also the smallest of the bear family

oh hey look ! a cute sun bear to cuddle with!

sun bear by sunbearlover October 12, 2010

Smokey Bear Parade 

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

Smokey Bear Parade by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

Raspberry plastic tickle bear 

"Retarded ugly narcissist!"

(used by greg in diary of a wimpy kid 3 when he had to use code words instead of curse words.)

Greg: RASPBERRY PLASTIC TICKLE BEAR!

random guy: ?

greg: damn,i forgot to switch..-_-

Raspberry plastic tickle bear by smartguy2222222 December 29, 2010

V-Bear 

A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.

Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!

V-Bear by crosk December 5, 2011

mama bear 

a mom who can be cuddly and lovable but also has a ferocious side when it's necessary to protect her cubs. can be biological mom, or the head of a group.

can also apply to conflicts within groups, say between siblings or best friends, when the bear steps in for love of both of them.

"Blessings on your new year... your new classes... your interviews...

xoxoxo
Mama Bear"
-direct quote from an email

"Well before you date Anna you have to get approval from mama bear SaraJane"

"I told my mama bear I cried about what they said at school, so she met with the administration and then I transferred"

"Mama bear's give the best hugs"

"Sounds like my siblings are picking on each other again, o wait, there goes mama bear, nevermind"

Love you mama bear! Happy mom day!

mama bear by Salvador Mestizo June 1, 2011

Boo Bear 

Louis Tomlinson

Tanks Boo Bear

Boo Bear by ADirectioner January 21, 2012