Beanium

The element on the periodic table that comes out of beans. One someone squeezes a bean a pure black substance known as Beanium will come out. If touched will give a natural high and sometime diarrhea.

Yo bro I just took some beanium you want some?

Doctor i got diarrhea from my beanium.

by Mr Neab October 8, 2018

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

Beanie

Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.

Look at that girl shelby, she's the hottest in the grade and of course she's with BEANIE.

by COLOMANE BEANIE November 29, 2018

baenis

when you have bae and she got anus, you get "baenis", the most powerful weapon in the world, destroying much anus in its use.

"we got fucked with their baenis. hard."

by baenis March 13, 2019

BEANS

YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

by RealDefinitionsForDumbys June 5, 2019

Beans

Beans is like the ‘tea’ or ‘what crackin’
It would usually be relationship based.

Someone named Holly: hay Lewis your a fucking bangin boy.
Lewis: thanks hoe-lly.
Joel: I’ve heard your talking to someone named Holly what’s the beans nigga.

by BeansPls June 14, 2019

Beanos

Beanos is a purple bean version of Thanos which gained popularity in shitposts on Instagram in July 2019. The name is a portmanteau of words the "Thanos" and "bean," and is a reference to the Marvel Comics villain Thanos. In edits, Beanos unexpected appearance, accompanied by the ear rape version of Spongebob Chase Freestyle, is used as a punchline.

Beanos gonna dive in some pussy tonight.

by CommonAmmo August 24, 2019