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An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.
"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"
by Tramned October 9, 2009
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Brain shart

Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).
Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.
by Joshua Sweeney May 4, 2006
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brain aneurysm

A masturbatory technique wherein one gets into the shower, turns the hot water on as high as can be withstood, then proceeds to squat down and masturbate furiously. Upon reaching orgasm, stand up and turn the cold water on full blast. If timed right, orgasm will occur at the same moment that icy water pours over you, causing an experience unlike anything you've ever felt before.
Dude, I gave myself a brain aneurysm right before leaving for work, it was intense!
by nrcright November 29, 2007
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brain

v.
to strike someone in the head with an object.
"we were doing okay until the QB brained me with the football"
by Conejo July 15, 2008
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big brain

Sarcastic reference to people especially politicians, journo's, pundits etc who profess to great wisdom and use college words to show how smart they and how dumb the rest of us are.
Listened to some big brained nibba on the TV last night explaining that boys are better at Physics cos they have willies and are used to handling the fluid dynamics of their urine. Tosser
by FashyKen October 5, 2017
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Brain

The next generation of the blowjob...which became "Suck my Dick," then "Give me head," and finally morphed into "Give me Brain".......because, as we all know, brain is better than head. Think about it.
You might have to take a good looking woman out to a nice dinner in order to get head...... but all you have to do in order to get dope brain is get her to sit in the passenger seat of your shitty ride, flex the stereo, lite up a cigarette or a blunt and help her along with your hand on the back of her head.
by kenjmack December 14, 2008
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Brain Game

To receive oral sex as an artistic pleasure from a woman.
Dude I'm telling you, she gets an "A" on her brain game!
by Jake Snakey December 12, 2008
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