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1000000th base 

The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'

It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.
Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!

Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?
1000000th base by nausia_rules October 7, 2006
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Alabama baked potato 

That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
"touching of other peoples private areas"
Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.
2nd base by kristy June 30, 2003

13th Base 

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.
I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker
13th Base by sergio97 January 1, 2011
A old derogatory term used against trans women and intersex groups. It originates back to Old English and means "an effeminate man" or a "hermaphrodite". Similar to the word "shemale".
Trans woman: "I'm a trans woman."
Transmisogynist: "No, you're just a baeddel!"
baeddel by teacherperson July 14, 2014

half baked 

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.
I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.
half baked by tokin D May 31, 2004

Basedervative 

A combination of the words “based” and “conservative”. A word used most frequently by United States citizens that identify on the far right of the political spectrum. Its use is in attempt to establish that a conservative American is true to themselves and unafraid of ridicule. The word is commonly used in contrast to members on the left when applied in conversation.
Are you a liberal soy-boy, or a basedervative?
Basedervative by mfshirt September 18, 2022