starry anus 

A mispronunciation of staranikus. You're local supermarket does not carry this.

Hey, you have any starry anus in stock?

starry anus by S-taryA December 23, 2018

Australian anus aardvark 

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

Australian anus aardvark by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Peacock Anus 

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

Peacock Anus by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy

Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!

Portable Anus Pounder by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

Insta-anus by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

Slit-Anus

When your anal cavity gets to so torn that it begin to tear.

Yo man that BBC gave me a Slit-Anus

Slit-Anus by BigBoi72 November 15, 2019

crusty anus 

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)

i gave your mum a crusty anus

crusty anus by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020