i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.
after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.
after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.
by SheepLand June 12, 2021
The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.
by mojomoop February 17, 2022
When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later
by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021
by 123Wermi February 12, 2021
Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017
Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
Im single and ugly, I think I'm gonna go have a nice beauty fap.
Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.
Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.
by GreenTeaBoba September 19, 2017