Penny Pax

An American pornographic actress and model. A cute ginger chick with hot momma vibes that is guaranteed to make any straight mans dick hard
Me: The stuff on my hardrive is about 90% Penny Pax vids these days
My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too
by FuzzyDanglers April 21, 2020
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Karawara

A suburb in Perth, Western Australia full of government housing and student accommodation. In other words, everyone who lives there is poor and there's a junkie around every corner
Me: I'll be living in Karawara for a while now I'm a uni student
My mate: I used to live there too. Meth comes like running water
by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020
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Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

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by FuzzyDanglers March 20, 2016
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Big Masturbation

The forces at work trying to make me watch porn and play with my innocent Christian penis. The sex industry equivalent of Big Pharma
Me: Big Masturbation has no impact on me. I don't even do pre-marital handholding
My penis: Get PornHub Premium
by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020
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Duel Emission

The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause
Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it

Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise
by FuzzyDanglers September 03, 2017
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Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam
Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop
by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017
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Aqua Prophylactic

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family
Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...
by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019
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