Definitions by FuzzyDanglers

Big Masturbation 

The forces at work trying to make me watch porn and play with my innocent Christian penis. The sex industry equivalent of Big Pharma

Me: Big Masturbation has no impact on me. I don't even do pre-marital handholding
My penis: Get PornHub Premium

Big Masturbation by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020

Karawara 

A suburb in Perth, Western Australia full of government housing and student accommodation. In other words, everyone who lives there is poor and there's a junkie around every corner

Me: I'll be living in Karawara for a while now I'm a uni student
My mate: I used to live there too. Meth comes like running water

Karawara by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020

Penny Pax 

An American pornographic actress and model. A cute ginger chick with hot momma vibes that is guaranteed to make any straight mans dick hard

Me: The stuff on my hardrive is about 90% Penny Pax vids these days
My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too

Penny Pax by FuzzyDanglers April 21, 2020

Bevvies 

Shorthand for beverages of the alcoholic variety

Tom: Dazza how many bevvies we having on Friday
Dazza: Dunno but the thot I wake up with the next day better not be too ferrel

Bevvies by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019

Vodka Pong 

A party game played by spirit guys who would be playing regular beer pong if they weren't school kids who dislike the taste of beer. Can lead to serious intoxication and vomit glazed furniture

Host: Wanna play beer pong dude ?
Party virgin: Beer tastes funny, I'm sure it would work with vodka
Guardian Angel: No vodka pong dickhead!

Vodka Pong by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019

Aqua Prophylactic 

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family

Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...

Aqua Prophylactic by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019

Magic: The Gathering 

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

Magic: The Gathering by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019