FuzzyDanglers's definitions

Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

Vodka Pong

A party game played by spirit guys who would be playing regular beer pong if they weren't school kids who dislike the taste of beer. Can lead to serious intoxication and vomit glazed furniture

Host: Wanna play beer pong dude ?
Party virgin: Beer tastes funny, I'm sure it would work with vodka
Guardian Angel: No vodka pong dickhead!

by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019

Nouche

Derogatory term combining noob and douche. Only mildly insulting but makes up for it with annoyance

Dude 1: Why do my edgy Urban Dictionary words never get published
Dude 2: Because you're a fucking nouche

by FuzzyDanglers May 23, 2018

Duel Emission

The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause

Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it

Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise

by FuzzyDanglers September 3, 2017

Penny Pax

An American pornographic actress and model. A cute ginger chick with hot momma vibes that is guaranteed to make any straight mans dick hard

Me: The stuff on my hardrive is about 90% Penny Pax vids these days
My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too

by FuzzyDanglers April 21, 2020

Big Masturbation

The forces at work trying to make me watch porn and play with my innocent Christian penis. The sex industry equivalent of Big Pharma

Me: Big Masturbation has no impact on me. I don't even do pre-marital handholding
My penis: Get PornHub Premium

by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016