Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.

" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."

by Matyno_ May 15, 2016

poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 09, 2014

Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises

Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?

by Auscar1 February 19, 2015

sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 21, 2014

Poop meitiner

When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.

This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.

by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019

Hush poop

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.

I had to hush poop when my friends were over.

by fartknuckle October 26, 2008