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to pull a volek

To woo a girl into liking you, then proceeding to go out with her.
Man he pulled a Volek on her!
by For Real Though March 7, 2005
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Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
by Dr.Write March 25, 2020
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Volkswagen Bonnet

Yet another term describing a lady's private parts, in this case alluding to the subtle, pleasing curve of her pubic mound and how its so agreeably matches the contour of one's hand or that of the luggage compartment cover of an air-cooled Volkwagen Beetle.

North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".

The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.
Hey Sandra, why don't you come round after work so I can have a look at your Volkswagen Bonnet.

So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.

Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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Volendam

A dutch city known for it's vast amount of coke, Fish and bad singers.
1. I'm going to Amsterdam! LEGAL WEEDZ!
2. Don't forget to check out Volendam
1. why?
2. Just do it, and bring back some coke!
by d4m4s74 June 1, 2009
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Volunguilt

The act of guilting someone into volunteering
Chris: So why did you help out?
Eric: Because my friend Elaine volunguilted me into it.
by volunguilting November 8, 2010
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volveg

Someone who is a voluntary vegetable... They have complete use of their body, yet choose to sit around on their asses and accomplish nothing. Usually being a volveg is directly proportional to being an incel...
That scumbag Sam is such a fucking volveg... He just sits on his ass all day long drinking pop and smoking cigarettes!
by billybob_81067 January 31, 2018
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