mike valley

The toughest pro skater ever.

Mike valley can kick anyones ass.

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

Valery

A Cowan's crush. Usually very pretty and smart. Will be sought after by many guys.

I am in love with Valery, she's so hot.

by Haha revenge September 28, 2011

family values

Something that those people who have don't try to impose on others, and those who don't possess try to shove down everyone's throats.

Massachusetts, the first US state to have legalized gay marriage, frequent attractor of hate from the "family values" crowd, has the lowest divorce rate in the US (2.4 per 1000 persons) and the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the US (7.9% of pregnancies). For comparison, Texas, a bastion of "family values" (and executions), leads the nation in teenage pregnancy (16.4% of pregnancies); states in the Bible Belt (Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Texas) have divorce rates approximately 1.5 times the US average of 4.1 divorces per 1000 persons.

by katana0182 October 7, 2007

And nothing of value was lost

Self explanitory. Used as a response to when something of naught value has happened

News reporter: After the assassin finished off his rampage of brutally murdering The Jonas Brothers, he proceeded to then hijack Mel Gibson's private jet, where they were forced to crash land in the pacific ocean. And nothing of value was lost.'

Back to you

by John Handpenis February 4, 2010

ville valo

Perfectly dramatic and lush lip whiplash kohl rimmed... probably smells like chocolate and cherries. EYES, oh yes his eeeeeeeyes and that necrophiliac taboo, tattooes that say AHHhhhhh pain, I want more. Yes, he is one who likes pain, it's apparent.

He is Lestat, the vampire rock star, the real thing, obsessed with love and death, eternal youth... he is eternal youth...

most gorgeous skinny body, sensuous face, masculette. I would call him baby and he would purr for me.

by Ruschka June 26, 2004

Valentines 13

When Valentine's Day comes after Friday the 13th, which occurs approximately every 6.7 years, those who fall in love, are blessed by the angels. According to astronomical data, the average person experiences this phenomenon 13 times during their life cycle. This is known as "Valentines 13."

February, Friday the 13th 2009: At the stroke of midnight, Valentine's Day will touch Friday the 13th. This is how the term "Valentines 13" came to be.

by I love the Number 13 January 1, 2009

valkyrie

One of the virginal women in Norse Mythology who searched the battlefields for the souls of dead men fit to become einherjar (pronounced ine-hair-ee-are), which were then taken up to Valhalla (the equivalent of heaven) and trained to fight in the battle of Ragnarok (equivalent of apocalypse). Also served wine and food to the einherjar in the great hall.

by Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) June 3, 2003