Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.

That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.

by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 10, 2021

Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 7, 2017

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015