Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

Turd-Burglar by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006

TURD BURGLER 

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”

Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!

TURD BURGLER by nahla April 28, 2007

Turd Burglar

To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.

Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again!

Turd Burglar by Bellman Steve Muchow February 9, 2009

turd curd 

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

turd curd by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009

turd bird 

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

turd bird by Ralf April 29, 2004

Turd in a punchbowl 

Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.

Someone who is no fun to be around.

That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.

Turd in a punchbowl by D. Rich June 24, 2004

turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

turd burglar by turd burglar May 11, 2004