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Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing
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by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 28, 2005
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Uncool Tool

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.
Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.
by Stevie Y December 3, 2004
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wompy tool

your hand (it makes you wompy)
I just cut open my wompy tool with a butterfly knife!
by blaise June 15, 2003
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power tool

A particular variety of tool who holds or seeks positions of power just for the sake of holding power itself, frequently found in politics and corporate upper management or executive positions.
The more I hear about that guy running for Senate, the more he looks like a power tool who's only in it for status and influence.

Our new metaboss is such a power tool; I hope he keeps climbing the ladder just so we won't have to deal with him for long.
by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010
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tool shed

yo dat jizz mop is a tool shed
by west side December 27, 2003
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