Sheep

Sheep: Nature's Marshmallow.
A horned ruminant mammal, usually farmed for their wool. A close relative of the goat. Female: ewe, male: ram.

"Sheep are docile animals that mainly feed on 'pasture plants' such as grass, clover or forbs."

by Bobbert Mcgee April 16, 2010

seeping dragon

An annual event on the Chinese New Year. It is when a girl spreads her asshole apart and volatile fluids (semen, blood, anal leakage, mudbutt, and other unnamed substances) seep out into the mouths of no more than 3-4 young men. After 15-20 seconds of gargling, the young men spray the fluids back at the face of the Chinese woman in an occulting manor. For professional seeping dragoners, they can ejaculate on the Chinese woman's petite knockers while spraying her face.

Woman: "Go gather no more than 2-3 of your buddies and we will go do a seeping dragon back at my place."
Man: "Aight sounds good, but you better lay out on you stomach so nothing seeps out of your asshole."

by CrippledAndBroken69 December 15, 2010

Meryl Sheep

American film actress, known for her work in such films as "The French Lieutenant's Ewe," "Lambchop's Choice," "Fleecewood," "Sheep-Devil" (also starring Roseanne Baah,) and her current film, "The Wolf Wears Prada."

In her long and illustrious career, Meryl Sheep's only regret is not getting the role of Clarice Starling in "Silence of the Lambs."

by earpuller July 6, 2006

sheep

1. consentual sex (otherwise it is rape; otherwise known as "reindeer")
2. an extremely attractive male

me: "OMG David Tennant is my sheep"
me: "David Tennant is the sheep"
me: "David Tennant is sheep on legs"
me: "David Tennant is sheepy"

gareth david-lloyd, david tennant, john barrowman, jamie T, leonardo decaprio in the nineties, paulo nutini(on his good side), gaspard ulliel, tom felton, james franco, Guillaume Canet, toby hemmingway, mathew mcfadyen, colin firth, hugh grant, johnny depp(duh), adam brody, the guy in the mac commercials, the guy in the New World, orlando bloom, justin timberlake, joshua jackson, burn gorman(for his AMZING acting abilities), heath ledger, paul bettany...etc

by Homeslice of Darkness January 12, 2008

seepy

how kari tells me she is tired.
or, if you prefer, Double D in Ed, Edd, N Eddy.

"YAWN seepy seepy seepy..."

by s3v3n April 8, 2008

sheeple

1. n. Individuals who have lost all traces of actually individuality due to a mindless and unerring devotion to another individual or group's ideals and beliefs.

2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.

3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.

4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.

Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple

Sheeple: "John Kerry was actually a spy for the Viet-Cong, and that he shot himself to get those purple hearts!"

Other: "Where did you hear that?"

Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"

Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"

Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"

Other: "What?!"

Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"

Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"

Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."

by Cap July 28, 2004

sheep dip

a polite redneck expletive most often used when a vulgar expletive would be inappropriate even for a redneck.

Well, sheep dip kids I can't get the truck to start.

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012