studfest

An occasion that features all of your closest male friends (your closest buds. Not the ones that will bail you out of jail, the ones that are in jail with you.) and adult beverages. Usually involves an act (planned or unplanned) of complete stupidity in the name of fun in which everyone must participate. Non-participation would draw scorn and ruthless ridicule. May include wives and or girl friends that are encouraged to participate in the act of complete stupidity. Females are exhaulted for participation but are exempt from ridicule. A studfest is an adult retreat for serious partiers.

I'll be in town this weekend. Can we plan a studfest?
Will you be at the studfest this weekend?
Remember what happened at the last studfest?

by Kdon October 12, 2006

Duck Sludge

A collection of duck butter that has accumulated at the ball-sack and become a disgusting, sludge-like material that reeks of taint, underarms, and stale doritos.

His duck sludge could put an orangutan off!

by Bradlay July 4, 2008

The African Exchange Student

The act of sitting on someone else's butt and proceeding to poop into their asshole. Usually used as a form of foreplay, together they pass it back and fourth from person A's asshole to person B's asshole, then back to person A's asshole. This may go on all night long.

Dude 1: "Hey, did you get laid with Rachel last night?
Dude 2: "Yeah man we did the African Exchange Student for hours. It was kinky as hell."
Dude 1: Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try it but I don't think my asshole is wide enough to accept the poop yet."

by eatthatdick_18 March 5, 2020

Exchange Student

Student from another country, living with an American.

The Exchange student knew English.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by SQUEEZYOFACE March 25, 2008

spudge

(n) The pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.

Joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Student of Life

People who call themselves a "student life" give themselves away immediately as douchebags and idiots. Typically they didnt go to college but would like to pretend they studied for something. Have PH'd's in finding drugs on bathroom floors and making GB's.

Candace: So what do you do?

Wave: Bro im like a soundcloud rapper and overall student of life.

Candace: *walks away*

by PollitoDrogito June 12, 2021