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Scrindy's

Slang for Wal-Mart. Break it down into scroters and indians. A scroter being an obese woman in her late thirties with nasty dyed hair with her roots showing and wearing black tights and an oversized mickey mouse sweater. Her many kids may or may not be sporting (also oversized) Georgetown Hoyas pullovers that have never been washed.
A: Yo son I need to to grab the wife some Vagisil or I will be Han Solo all month.

B: Sick, hit scrindy's.
by WillSmith January 9, 2007
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String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.
Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
by oooyiurs June 22, 2010
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String Bean

a term created by @tujuana_monique (at TikTok), refer to a person as a side piece/side chick/sneaky link
Friend 1: so, me and my man were fuck’n last nite, this mornin I cook breakfast and left to go home to his estranged wife, that he will leave her for me n their kids.

Friend 2: Bish, you’re the string bean, not da dayum turkey.
by Havin1OfThoseMoments0318 May 13, 2022
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String Pop

Banging a vagina and pulling out their tampon on your penis.
Me and your sister made a string pop last night
by Jack March 6, 2004
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strinking

Fatman was strinking under the boh tower
by Lee Mullins October 26, 2007
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shoe string

when your giving head and he shoots his load in your mouth and you pull away leaving a string of his load from his head to your mouth then suck it back up
i was getting head from this hott chick and she shoe stringed me!
by mhart May 13, 2011
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string cheese incident

one of the worst bands to have crossed the jamband scene and the music scene in general.

also known as the String Cheese ACCIDENT
by Mother fuckin' P.I.M.P December 20, 2006
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