smart balance

I can’t eat my toast without some smart balance!

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Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

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i like smartass

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To be slow, or very lazy, couch potatoing.

He slerthed on the couch while watching the office.

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The act of telling a joke and everyone around finding it funny except the person being spoken too.

It’s not being a asshole it’s being funny

It’s called smartassnessness look it up

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it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.

smart retard by TripTrapL November 21, 2018

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door