Shufflin'

Engaging in an elite echelon of douchebaggery most commonly practiced in the United States, primarily anywhere within the state limits of New Jersey, and directly influenced by the distinguished music stylings of party noisemakers LMFAO. This level of "Shufflin'" can only be achieved while toxically drunk and you must be predisposed to daily douchbaggery and/or fist pumping.

Steve: Hey Bob, what have you been up to?
Bob: Not sh*t son, just keepin' it real for the ladies. Everyday I'm shufflin'!
Steve: That's great, Bob! Alright, see ya later.

by bwells24 September 14, 2011

Scuffy

The common name of purple flamingoes with identity crises

Scuffy thinks she is a green penguin

by Susan March 7, 2003

Skyrim Shuffle

When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.

God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.

by HanzHumpfry March 17, 2016

The Kansas city shuffle

Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.

Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.

Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."

Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."

by Sleven kelevra June 28, 2012

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 10, 2009

shaff

When you slide the back of your hand across your hairline or upper lip then flick out your index and middle fingers towards the person who did something stupid.

That was such a fail he deserves a shaff!

by Namor9196 December 18, 2009

Sheffield united

A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane

“We’re sheffield united and we’re fucking shit”

by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019