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Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014
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scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.
Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.
by timingway August 11, 2014
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scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
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sranch

When you have a rowdy house full of your sorority sisters
Hey everyone party at the sranch this weekend
by tillytang June 2, 2015
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scrunchulate

The act of demonstrating physical superiority over another person by bringing that person's feet to shoulders in a forward motion, bending that person at the waist - or in a reverse scrunchulation by bring feet to shoulders in a back bend move. A schrunchulated person will resemble a scrunchie; when this happens you can demand that that person "tap out" to be released.
Alex scrunchulated Lauren after she refused to do push-ups at practice. Lauren broke free of the schrunchulation. Lauren must do a lot of push-ups when Alex isn't watching.
by ajruns June 2, 2016
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scratch

That song is so overplayed, it's scratched.
by SassyPooh1 September 2, 2016
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Scrunchy

When ones undergarments are hiked up so far so that the genitalia are exposed to minor asphyxiation.
Friend: Shit i got a nasty scrunchy goin' on.
Other Friend: Just asjust your underwear.
by Jusus Crust March 24, 2017
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