timingway's definitions

scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

by timingway August 11, 2014

pocket rocket

an unconcealable hard-on that is protruding through the fabric of your pants.

when lucy walked in the room, i had a pocket rocket. she couldn't stop staring at it bulging out of my shorts. that lucy is a horny little devil.

by timingway September 24, 2014