Grilled jizz sandwich

Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet

"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"

by CrappyPap February 1, 2018

Open Faced Sandwich

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.

Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.

by Klitz April 19, 2008

russian sandwitch

Pretzel Grip a bitch's head and force fuck the uvula. When gagging starts, tag in your friend and make a sandwitch out of her.

Golpher and I gave that Reggin a Russian Sandwitch.

by Pentajock Dot Com May 22, 2003

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

carbgina sandwich

The combination of tuna salad on a huge roll with chips on top. Very full of carbs and very smelly like a gina.

"Wow this carbgina sandwich tastes like dirty pussy."

by clean gina girls @ manhattan college April 14, 2005

sandwiched

A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.

Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.

1. "holy crap im sandwiched right now."

2. "last night kelsi and i got sandwiched!"

by JensAroo January 15, 2011