dirty shelly

a cocktail consisting of mixing an alcoholic seltzer with vodka.

Trina blacked out last night after drinking dirty shellys all day

by OTPHJ123 April 17, 2020

smeely

A random insult that has no meaning whatsoever.
Derived from the words smell, and smeel.

"care you are so smeely"

"no dee, i believe YOU are the smeely one"

;)

by CAROLYN! June 20, 2006

Smeller

The anus/rectum

He's a dirt digger - he only does girls up the smeller

by DeNameland February 25, 2009

Smellfungus

Smellfungus means a person who complains and bickers to everyone about meaningless matters, who is a hypocritical and habitual, captious critic or faultfinder. A disagreeable curmudgeon who finds fault in everything, who loves misery and sharing it with others. This was all created after Smelfungus, a hypercritical character in Laurence Sterne's 1768 novel, A Sentimental Journey through France and Italy. Earliest documented use: 1807.
Referenced in wordsmith.org

Arnold! Stop bickering to everyone about there stupid meaningless matters! You, always fault everything anyone does and its making other people feel sorrowful. You are just this captious, smellfungus critic that everyone hates to be around, and, plus you are just losing reputation. No one wants to tolerate you, but we have to so shut up and be quiet for once! (your such a Lochlan.)

by rickieredbb June 15, 2019

i smell like beef

A video originally posted on YouTube that later becomes a meme.

By the way, just search I smell like beef on YouTube.
I SMELL LIKE BEEF

Kid: I smell like beef.
Adult: OH HONEY NO U SMELL BADDDD

by viperinafire February 5, 2018

smell a cigarette

Inhaling second hand smoke while having a conversation with someone who is smoking while not actually smoking yourself.

Person One: "I'm going to go smoke a cigarette."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."

Or

Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."

by markismyfish July 16, 2008

the smell from hell

the horrible stench which oozes and comes out of a vagina. so horrificly revolting and repulsive the capilaries in the nosetrils rupture and the fumes cause hallucination. in some cases cause death.

roses vagina was a.k.a the smell from hell

the smells from down under smelled like they just came from hell!

by Carl Arcilesi July 21, 2006