german shower

When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.

Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.

by Poondog June 24, 2015

Golden Shower

1) urinal sex

2)What Zeus did to Danaë in the greek mythology.
The only difference is, that Zeus actually impregnated her.

"He descended upon her in the form of a golden rain"

by Ravek January 16, 2004

Ralston Shower

To cover oneself in deodourant instead of showering.

You don't shower for 4 days, just Ralston shower.

by whitemince October 1, 2009

contrast shower

The act of taking a shower with interchanging water temperature; going from very hot to very cold, rapidly. This can be repeated numerous times.

Typically done from hot to cold in attempts to wake up or "refresh" ones self, the action can also be reversed (cold to hot) prior to bed.

"Wanna get dinner?"

"Sure.. gimme ten minutes.. I just got back from the gym, gonna contrast shower real quick."

by Myspace DaAaAave August 16, 2009

Communist Shower

When you get a large amount of cooked or uncooked rice thrown at you from a minimum of two feet from where you are standing.

I went to glens wedding and at the end they totally gave him and his wife a Communist Shower!

I tried to steal rice from a rice field in China, but they caught, beat me up, then finished it off with a Communist Shower.

by Cike_Maballero October 21, 2010

ploop shower

The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.

I got a really nice ploop shower the other day after I ate that bean chalupa.

That ploop shower was so loud; I heard it from the other side of the house!

by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008

Shower head

The only thing thatll ever get turned on and wet because of you :D

Parrott: wow you are soaked!
Chez: yea my one true love got wet on my face!
Parrott: who?
Chez: umm... my shower head

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020