A shart is a word for poo (the naughty word version) and fart it means that you farted and poopooed at the same time
by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020
Get the Shartmug. An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021
Get the St Patrick's Shartmug. i tried to fart but i sharted😱
i took a big fat shart yesterday
me when i shart😱😱😱😱😱😱😱ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
i took a big fat shart yesterday
me when i shart😱😱😱😱😱😱😱ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
by i sharted😠November 25, 2021
Get the shartmug. by theguywhossmarterthanyousoshut November 29, 2020
Get the Shartmug. by i sharted😠November 25, 2021
Get the shartmug. by Someone88934 January 7, 2023
Get the Shartmug. Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
by raj13 January 14, 2023
Get the Shartmug.