Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Head Rooster

Hottest employee at KFC

Ken is the head rooster

by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)

“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”

by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024

Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.

It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.

by PhatFuk November 23, 2023

Rare Rooster That is Big and Black

pretty self-explanatory, but for more information, look up "big black cock"

"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024

The Rooster Lord

The Rooster God of Feathers, Humanity, mortal peril and minor inconveniences.

I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.

by Carl the Rooster Gos March 6, 2024