pubicky

pubic hair every where

I couldn't take a piss cause my balls were too pubicky.

by Luke and Mikey June 23, 2008

penictory

A book containing all the known synonyms of the word penis.

My dong itches!

Dong, that's like a ho-ho isn't it?

No man, consult the penictory

by s to the tizzo a to the nizzo February 19, 2009

pubic chin wig

A beard or goatee, especially one grown by a high school age male.

"Dude, what's with the pubic chin wig?"
"I'm trying to look 21 so I can get into the hot new club."

by bethany bigguns February 5, 2010

Panicure

What happens when a woman from New Jersey gets angry in a nail salon

Jenny: Why's your hair all fucked up? Didn't you just get back from the salon?
Karina: This Jersey whore started a panicure and all hell broke loose.

by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

pubic-comb-over

Thinly-veiled and middling-attempt to disguise sexual-history.

-- Granted, Beit Shammai says on a wedding-day you tell the truth, whereas Beit Hillel says you flatter, and we do the latter, but, how to understand Kate Middleton wearing a white-dress at her wedding when she has been living with William for years?!

-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.

by sukadog May 15, 2011

Panic Masturbation

The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.

Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive

Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying

by Ryan McKevin July 24, 2013

penicil

a penis that is as skinny as a brand new #2 pencil.

he stuck a penicil in my pants.

by penis licker. October 2, 2015