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Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography
"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"
by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017
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political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.
NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
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Political Intelligence

The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.
"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like."
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
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Political Tragedy

A political stunt/figure resulting in failure, serious/backfiring consequences, or pointless inconvenience
Russia declaring war on Ukraine was a political tragedy
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself
by mart60 October 10, 2025
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