poke ninja

A poke ninja refers to talented and skilled person who pokes people on facebook using unusual and crafty methods. Poking in a ninja manner involves stealth, speed, mastery of various poking options.

Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.

Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.

James is such an amazing poke ninja. Jessica was a pokecamper, and when he poked her, she didn't even realize it.

by rockcityfire February 25, 2011

Poke-and-Stop

Inserting the penis head into a Mormon vagina. Then ceasing all thrusting of the hips, thus preventing the loss of Virginity.

Last night, me and my girl tried that Poke-and-Stop. We loved it, plus she's still a virgin!

by Kyle Shane Orton Johns August 17, 2011

Poke

In Northern Ireland it means:
To insert your finger in a girls vagina

Also refers to an ice cream cone

"I gave her a good poke"
"Fancy a poke?"
"I would love a good poke"
"Did you poke her?"

by Ducksauce October 18, 2012

poke the bunny

The smoking of weed in a nonsensical manner

Jen: yo, Phyllis you wanna poke the bunny?
Phyllis: sure bro!

by Pong the bigoted clown October 19, 2015

Courtesy Poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook that you either don't know well or don't have any desire to poke in the literal sense just to be civil.

I'm not really into this guy that friended me on FB but he keeps poking me so I keep sending him courtesy pokes just to be polite.

by NYCBullDog January 26, 2011

Chief Poke-His-Anus

A gay homosexual term used to define Philip Johnson.

Philip Johnson was elected Chief Poke-His-Anus for being the gayest kid in our class.

by imnotcoreybienski May 28, 2011

poke freedom

To masturbate (poke) using french fries (freedom fries).

Gawt it?

by kace February 12, 2004