potato water

Euphemism for "vodka"

yeah, I had some taste potato water last night but have an awful hangover today!

potato water by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017

potato balls 

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.

"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."

potato balls by stu August 4, 2004

Potato Farm

A group or gaggle of people with mental disabilities; a flock of retarded people

Rodger: Hey Blake, look at that potato farm leaving Toys R' Us.
Blake: God damn it Rodger.

Potato Farm by OSAndrew December 14, 2014

potato frog 

A type of frog that tastes like potatos. It likes the taste of paper. There is only one potato frog in the world, because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. If at any time there were two potato frogs, then the first one would go all granny on its butt.

I just saw the potato frog stuffing paper into its mouth.

potato frog by gothic chicken June 29, 2008

potato Houdini 

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

potato Houdini by Jim April 10, 2004

potato wedges 

A camel toe or vagina.

Hey, check out that milf's potato wedges.

potato wedges by fat-pie in the sky March 22, 2010

Potato Crusher

To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.

No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.

No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.

Potato Crusher by potato pusher December 30, 2010