omega punch

Omega oil- the drink that will get you turnt to the max and is coined by the greatest fraternity ever. Omega Psi Phi, inc

omega party tonight?! You know they have the (omega punch) oil. One cup, one dollar.

by Booski11 October 28, 2013

Cactus Punch

The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.

I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.

by donthejon October 28, 2011

walrus punch

when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks

my bitch was goin down and using too much teeth so i set her straight with a well timed walrus punch.

by beaver July 10, 2003

punching down

For someone of higher rank, power, status, and position to engage someone of much lesser and/or inferior rank, status, power, and position in debate and/or argument. Not limited to just status, power, position, and rank but can and often do include intellect, capability, competence, and acumen.

Oprah Winfrey didn't dignify Donald Trump's attack on her with a response because she doesn't believe in punching down.

by bigtexansfan May 7, 2018

Falcon Punch

While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.

Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"

by Jondace Johns February 26, 2009

falcon punch

The cause of, and solution to, all Chuck Norris jokes.

person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.

person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!

by Simim May 18, 2008

Punch fuck

The art of frontal donkey punching with a mate. Also used in Slopfuck, which involves punchfucking, donkeypunching, explosive diarrhea, midgets, and various other acts.

Hey pretty lady, may I interest you in some punchfucking? Or perhaps some chips?

by Chris Macabre March 5, 2004