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Definitions by beaver

Face the nation 

Performing oralsex to a woman. Licking her cunt.
Please Bob, get down and face the nation!
Face the nation by Beaver May 13, 2005

young agent jones 

An amazing powerpop band out of Starkville, Mississippi. This college town band doesn't go for shitty dave covers or widespread, they're all original. This band is composed of Jason Jones - Lead Guitar/Vocals, Ben Hodge - Bass, and Mike Yager - Drums/Backup Vocals. Check them at www.youngagentjones.com.
Young agent jones rocks hardcore.
young agent jones by beaver October 10, 2004

slick bisquit 

A shave pubic area of a woman. I.E. a bald beaver.
My friend Mandy has a Slick Bisquit.
slick bisquit by beaver September 25, 2004

Victor Wooten 

This man is God on bass. Just as much as Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughn are on guitar...but better.
Victor Wooten by beaver June 6, 2004
teh 1337est way of spelling weed
w33d by Beaver October 25, 2003

walrus punch

when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks
my bitch was goin down and using too much teeth so i set her straight with a well timed walrus punch.
walrus punch by beaver July 10, 2003

indiscreet 

dat be where my whip is parked
"check out my new whip" "where is it at?" "yo its parked indiscreet"
indiscreet by beaver July 10, 2003