beaver's definitions

young agent jones

An amazing powerpop band out of Starkville, Mississippi. This college town band doesn't go for shitty dave covers or widespread, they're all original. This band is composed of Jason Jones - Lead Guitar/Vocals, Ben Hodge - Bass, and Mike Yager - Drums/Backup Vocals. Check them at www.youngagentjones.com.

Young agent jones rocks hardcore.

by beaver October 10, 2004

slick bisquit

A shave pubic area of a woman. I.E. a bald beaver.

My friend Mandy has a Slick Bisquit.

by beaver September 25, 2004

w33d

teh 1337est way of spelling weed

by Beaver October 25, 2003

spill dick" or "spillin dick

when a guy blows his load/ ejaculate

i'm hittin the club so i can spill dick on a fine female. nothin like spillin some dick on a friday night

by beaver July 10, 2003

Victor Wooten

This man is God on bass. Just as much as Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughn are on guitar...but better.

People wise up.

by beaver June 6, 2004

walrus punch

when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks

my bitch was goin down and using too much teeth so i set her straight with a well timed walrus punch.

by beaver July 10, 2003

Face the nation

Performing oralsex to a woman. Licking her cunt.

Please Bob, get down and face the nation!

by Beaver May 13, 2005