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sweet air

the air in most shopping malls
this air is laced with SOMETHING that typically induce a daydream-like state of mind.
for some, this causes them to purchase exceptionally random items that nobody in their right mind would ever buy.
Others suffer severe migraines at the mere whiff of this demon creation.
once back at home, those who purchased before said mentioned items realise that they wouldn't give the item to their least favourite person. And of course as you left the mall you threw out the receipt.
Dammit, I haven't been in this place five minutes and I all ready have a headache from the sweet air.

what the hell? I would never have bought this thing ever! the sweet air must have gotten to me!

AAHHAHAHAHAHGHHHHHHHHHHHH! the sweet air! THE SWEET AIR!
by Aaron Blayne January 10, 2008
mugGet the sweet airmug.

air enima

The act of kicking someone in the ass with a NIKE running shoe.
I was about ready to give that idiot an air enima.
by bigjive July 26, 2003
mugGet the air enimamug.

Air Biscuit

When you fart into an article of clothing and then throw said article into another person's face.
Carmen just got hit in the face with Adam's air biscuit.
by Craftyman71 February 7, 2009
mugGet the Air Biscuitmug.

casino air

Smokey, dirty, stale, germ ridden air that will make you sick faster then any other known substance.
Damn, I sucked in so much casino air last night that I think I am getting sick.
by Tynan August 31, 2005
mugGet the casino airmug.

Air Barrel

In the gambling world, particularly pool and other cue sports, an air barrel refers to an empty barrel (barrel meaning wager or a unit of money remaining in one's possession) which a player or gambler passes off as a full barrel he/she has in order to play a match or set.
Asia "Cantnobodyholdmedown" Cycak totally brought an air barrel to California to play OMGWTF in their high stakes match!
by SkyscraperChris May 1, 2011
mugGet the Air Barrelmug.

library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
mugGet the library airmug.

air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.
Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!
by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009
mugGet the air fellatiomug.

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