When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
by team honey badger December 7, 2011
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I didn't dare chance a sexual encounter with him after I discovered that he had the Mustang Syndrome.
by Sizedoesmatter December 27, 2008
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(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.
by Che39 October 4, 2011
Get the Musterbate mug.A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
by TangClock March 6, 2009
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by Hanan March 11, 2004
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"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."
by Aaron December 8, 2003
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Boy 2 : I know right! She looks like she's eating a burger with no honey mustard 🤢
Boy 2 : I know right! She looks like she's eating a burger with no honey mustard 🤢
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