I made a lesbian go straight with my magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.
by Ghostenks January 9, 2015
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most likely desevers to commit rope levitation, depending on the situation
has resting bitch face, and gives off a chill stoner vibe
is 43% gay
denied being anything but heterosexual when she had the international bisexual haircut
is really good at art
loves hearing tea
quotes memes/vines in almost every conversation
fucking loves bts
most likely desevers to commit rope levitation, depending on the situation
has resting bitch face, and gives off a chill stoner vibe
is 43% gay
denied being anything but heterosexual when she had the international bisexual haircut
is really good at art
loves hearing tea
quotes memes/vines in almost every conversation
fucking loves bts
Person 1: Maggie's hella chill
Person 2: She looks like a stoner who's blunt was put out, doesnt have snacks, is paranoid, and done with everyone's shit
Person 1: She's my best friend. I promise, she's chill.
Person 2: She looks like a stoner who's blunt was put out, doesnt have snacks, is paranoid, and done with everyone's shit
Person 1: She's my best friend. I promise, she's chill.
by death-sexual November 10, 2018
Get the Maggie mug.The word Magian is an umbrella term for the Judeo-Christian in an esoteric sense, and Liberal Democracy in an exoteric sense. Often referred to as the Magian Lodge, as opposed to the 'Sinister' or amoral Lodge, including things like the Order of Nine Angles (O9A), anti-democratic ideology like National Socialism, or any cultural aspects heretical to the values and traditions of modern Western society and civilization.
Anton LaVey espoused Magian-occultism.
by Boyd Rice 88 June 30, 2019
Get the Magian mug.When you think something is "cool", interesting, special or nice, instead of saying these words, you say sick magic.
by $tephii b February 1, 2009
Get the Sick magic mug.Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack
1. purchase a santa costume
2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)
3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball
4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle
5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
1. purchase a santa costume
2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)
3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball
4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle
5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
by therealnads December 1, 2009
Get the Santas Magical Sack mug.A cleansing of one's soul via sexual interactions, consensual or otherwise, by an appointed priest or priestess of the practice.
First used by sxephil in his Youtube video "Fishzilla is REAL!"
First used by sxephil in his Youtube video "Fishzilla is REAL!"
"Nicole Morales" was a priestess of fuck magic who actually turned about to be a creepy, homeless, sex offender.
by KiroKiske April 14, 2010
Get the Fuck Magic mug.A form of torture. That is specifically aimed toward children of young ages. Why? Because the teachers are too lazy to actually teach students on their own. Who is this Ms. Frizzle anyway? She doesn't have a PHD.
by Disco Gurl July 13, 2017
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