Mason Greenwood

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.

"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."

by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022

mish mash

A crazy mixture of things, colloquial or informal for a disaster.

'Well, that was a bit of a mish mash.'

by Schudulaba September 2, 2006

maskne

Acne produced by wearing face masks.

Yeah, I’m an essential worker too. I appreciate the pay but I don’t enjoy the maskne after a 10 hour shift .

by Droopy10 April 18, 2020

Master of Puppets

Master of Puppets is Metallica's third album. It was released in 1986, which is the same year that bassist Cliff Burton died in a tragic bus accident on September 27th. Master of Puppets includes Battery, Master of Puppets, The Thing That Should Not Be, Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, Leper Messiah, Orion, and Damage Inc. It is arguiably one of Metallica's best albums.

''Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Blinded by fear, you can't see a thing. Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master! Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master!''

by 62Orion86 December 28, 2005

virginia tech massacre

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.

The Virginia Tech Massacre will forever be remembered.

by Baikalic April 27, 2007

masturbate

What guys do all the time and girls never admit to doing.

Guy: Come on, everyone does it. Don't be ashamed to admit you masturbate.
Girl: Ew gross, I would never touch myself.

by Peopleplz June 7, 2009

Master Of Puppets

By far, Metallica's best album. Every one of the songs is a kickass metal song. Every one of the songs would be the number one song on any other Metallica album (except for the black album and ride the lightning). Of course, master of puppets is a quality song...but
1. Battery
2. (already mentioned) Master of Puppets
3. The Thing That Should Not Be
4. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
5. Disposable Heroes
6. Leper Messiah
7. Orion (an orgasmic instrumental)
8. Damage, Inc.

are eight of the best songs ever. period.

If you get a metallica album, get Master of Puppets

by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005