loos and death

What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.

Lil Kurt has loos and death.

by Shawn B. May 9, 2003

Loose Goose

Verb; Simply using your tounge to 'ride' a womans beef curtains, 'like a pony'. Then, using the remains of her cum, spit into her asshole, insert a straw, and blow bubbles.

Hey there! Did you end up giving Haily a Loose Goose lastnight? I heard she was feenin' for it badly...

by Trinny Triseratops June 10, 2011

lolosaur

someone who laughs at almost everything, is sweet and sincere, loves to party, dances like no one is watching, is a total flirt, is very curvaceous and almost sexy, doesn't care what people think about them, wears crazy clothes, reads tons of teen fiction, watches tons of chick flicks,and is normally blonde.

A: Did you see Terri's outfit today
B: Yeah, what a lolosaur

by Ezperanza Lopez December 14, 2008

Loose It

You are going to lose it in such a way that your bowels loosen, and you end up pooping.

CORY AND GARNET ARE GOING TO LOOSE IT

by DSTHEHERO March 11, 2010

Loose Change

The event in which change occurs in the loosening of the anus through sodomy, sodomy to the point of anal prolapse.

One initiated to the point of such change, may be referred to as a loose change operative.

These operatives are 'ass'ets if you will of their abusers.

Much of those described as Hollywoods royalty are in their position due to being loose change operatives.

by cryospark November 14, 2011

Loomster

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

by brian March 11, 2004

Lomo

loser/homo=lomo how you describe ppl who are obviusly gay but wont come out of the closet.

"Everyone knows Gustave is gay, but he just doesn't have the balls to admit it. He's such a lomo."

by Natie88 September 17, 2005