jizz mat 

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

jizz mat by SlagsWife January 7, 2010

Jizz Cone

The act of jizzing on an ice cream cone or ice cream treat and using it as syrup

Dude totally fed my chick a jizz cone last night

Jizz Cone by Minnimus September 22, 2010

Jizz Stomping 

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.

Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?

Jizz Stomping by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011

Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

Jizz Farter by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011

Jizz Purse 

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.

Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP

Jizz Purse by The Dirty T September 1, 2013

jizz jowls 

When a female has performed so much fellatio that power and impact from the ejaculation has caused her to form jowls

No way i bet she sucks allot of dick check out the jizz jowls on her

jizz jowls by frogpubes October 4, 2013

jizz janitor 

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

jizz janitor by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013