Instarection

When a male prematurely ejaculates BEFORE even becoming erect.

nerd: dude that hot girl just gave me an instarection! she didnt even touch my penis and i sprayed my load before i even got it up!
shane: ... you're a lil bitch

by Jake Seaton February 19, 2008

Instamacy

adverb

1) When an individual begins a romantic relationship which started on-line, and thinks that he/she has an instant, intimate connection to the other person...which just scares the shit out of the other person when there is marriage and kid talk on a first date!

2) The feeling in a nascent relationship (first date) that you're totally going to get laid that night!

3) When you meet a girl/guy for the first time and one of both of you start talking about super serious shit that happened to you as a kid when it's WAY too early

So I've got a date with this Jenn, who I met on-line, we only talked once on the phone, but emailed for like two weeks everyday and it was instamacy right away! I totally think I'm falling in-like with her, she's 5'8", nice rack, great body, and really funny...I already went to the website to figure out what our kids will look like. Would you think it was odd if someone asked you to marry them on the first date?

by The Fig March 10, 2011

Insane Clown Posse

A Group of mentally challenged "rappers"
They have "followers" juggalos or jaggalettes
they worship these people, for what reason? who knows.
But in ICP's song "what is a jaggalo" it seems like
they are low life people and they really have no
Respect for themselves. I don't see why they are proud
to be called such things.

YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN?

hahaha righttt you gotta be kidding me.

Insane Clown Posse -
They have a mating/tribe call of some sort.
They think they are black...
They have a obsession with Connect Four.
They need a life.

by ew, ICP? November 6, 2006

insane clown posse

Talentnless rap group who think they are down with some gay clown or something. Also their fans are very annoying

Person who likes good mucic: ICP sucks

ICP fan: liek omgz! fuck you Insane Clown Posse is teh pwnsorz!!!111 lolllllzzz.

Person who likes good music: *slaps ICP fan*

by Mario Santiesteban July 20, 2006

instant karma

It's gonna get you.

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'

by enjuneer December 24, 2003

Insane Clown Posse

A "rap" group whos fanbase consists of 5th graders with down syndrome. If you read their lyrics,you can see that they have no talent what so ever. For instance,if you were to read some of Eminem's lyrics you could tell that he at least attempts to rhyme and delivers it good. ICP on the other hand have both horrible lyrics and hardly make them soundgood.

I quote:

"Night Of The Axe"

Shit, I can't fucking take this
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying
Make me go motherfucking crazy
I got all these motherfuckers
Every where I go
They gonna come down on me

If you look,that doesnt even rhyme.
Why people actually listen to these idiots is beyond me.

Also "Shaggy 2 Dope" doesnt write his own lyrics.

If you would like to troll them like I do,you can do some of the following.

"Eminem is hot"
"shaggy doesnt write his own lyrics."
"faygo sucks"

Be creative,make your own.

Oh I forgot to add, these fucktards aparently created their own branches of heaven and hell. Shangri-la being reserved for the true juggalos.

Below is a conversation I have actually taken from one of my trollings.

P.s. If you look you can tell that aparently their vocabulary is mainly composed of the words "Redneck" "Mother" "Fucker" and "Faggot".

Wicked Clown RJ: u little faggot ass mother fucker
Me: plx dont hurt meh
Wicked Clown RJ: what the fuck is wrong wit u are u retarded or are u just one dumb ass mother fucker
Me:www.teletorrents.org for free porn.
yes im retarded.
Wicked Clown RJ: look faggot stop sendin me e-mails bfore i take a rode trip and kick ur ass u stupid faggot ass mother fucker.
Me: rly?
Wicked Clown RJ: yes really u redneck mother fucker

INSANE CLOWN POSSE Mcl

by Hawk Koski November 6, 2006

insane clown posse

If you listen to this band dont hope on growing up. If you do, you might just be the first.
I suppose you could just go whine about fucking killing fucking polic fuckers with your fucking faygo fucks.

kid: hey man fuck you im bad ass and shit because I listen to insane clown posse, look I wear chains and im a scrawny piece of white trash.
big black bouncer: im going to crush you like a bug with my huge ass cock because im actually bad ass because I dont walk around like a fucking clown(...) wearing chains and talking shit
kid: I listen to ICP.... I like that....
big black bouncer: I guess you do win.

by ICPblowscock January 1, 2007