hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time

Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit

by ratbastian June 21, 2018

Raq Hit

Pronounced (Rock Hit) This phrase describes when someone takes a small hit and laughs or coughs before they can suck it into their lungs. First time smokers often experience raq hits.

Nah he only took a raq hit.

by GRamsey July 7, 2011

hits of ass

Austrailian slang for a dosage of meth.

Police recently busted a drug ring smuggling 1,000 hits of ass in bra inserts.

by LepidopteraLady September 12, 2016

Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.

After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose

by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010

Donohue Hit

the last ashy, rezzy hit left in the bowl or bong. Normally the hit that no one wants and just scoops into the ashtray. This hit is made for the junkie who is trying to get every last bit of the high.

Hey man is this bowl kicked? Yeah man, it's beat but there might be a donohue hit left if you're desperate.

by Whinnie The Jew December 14, 2015

Hit and run

The hit and run is a highly advanced kissing technique. First you begin by getting 100s of cups of Sonic ice (Sonic ice only, other brands of ice are inferior). Then, select one piece of ice from each cup and put it in a special cooler. Then, when your girlfriend/boyfriend is exactly at the deepest point of their REM sleep cycle, wake them up. In their confusion, reach over them and kiss them once lightly with a spiderman kiss. Then, pull away and put all of the special ice in your mouth. Then lean over then again and kiss them and as soon as they open their lips to maximum width dump all the ice into their mouth and run as far as you can away from them

Ex. #1. Bro I hit and ran my girlfriend last night so bad she broke up with me
Ex. #2. My favorite fetish is a combination of cuckholding and the hit and run

by Xxxtentacion is alive in Cuba June 26, 2018

get a hit

to like grind and stuff look at grinding

Can I get a hit on the dance floor?

by lolololo January 3, 2008