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Hipjack

It's a mysterious creature that's not real but because it's not real a bunch of people say that it's a cover-up. Similar to Bigfoot and the Chupacabra. Has a grey face with eyeless holes and a toothless mouth. Wears a red jacket.
Man 1: Look, In that black window.
Man 2: What's in it?
Man 1: It's one of the very few sightings of...
Man 2: Of the Hipjack!
by One Knee August 2, 2019
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hippity hoppitus

A word Ownage Pranks uses a lot, and it's funny as hell.
OP: Hippity hoppitus!
Indian Scammer: Tikah!
OP: Kappatilly donut!
Indian Scammer: Akay akay!
by urbandictionary dictionary August 6, 2018
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Hipster mullet

A hipster mullet is a hairstyle or hairdo, similar in volume to the rockabilly mullets sported by country legend Billy Ray Cyrus and TV star Richard Dean Anderson (better known as MacGyver) in the early 90s. The hipster mullet is an updated version of the rockabilly mullet, but infused with "alternative" elements such as neon highlights or extreme differentials between the length of the mullet piece (hair at top of head) and the hair on the sides and back of head, which might be shaved down to mere stubble. By shaving the back and sides down, the mullet piece is emphasized, thereby increasing the irony of the hairdo.

The hipster mullet has been adopted by hipster males and females alike. While a male hipster mullet and a female hipster mullet are similar, a male hipster mullet is often accompanied by additional moustaches, moustachios, beards, goatees, chinstraps, and designer stubble. For both males and females, the hipster mullet is typically accented by "larger than life" sun spectacles, worn at all times of year and in all light levels. Stiegl and Pabst are thought to provide nutrients such as provitamin B5 that improve mullet volume and sheen.

The hipster mullet is best observed in urban parks, in independent cafes, at alternative music gigs, and at college art shows, during the working hours of non-hipsters.

The hipster mullet is closely related to other updated hairstyles, such as the hipster mohawk and the hipster rattail.
"Daschiell, did you read my Tweet from five minutes ago??"

"Sorry Sabine, I'm still trying to update my blog on the weak wi-fi signal that everyone in this independent cafe is stealing from the Starbucks nextdoor. What was your Tweet about?"

"It was about how Bitsy and Flavius are sporting matching hipster mullets today! They are practically identical, except for the purple curls in hers and the neck beard growing out of his!"

"I hope they didn't see that you called them hipsters! They'll go apoplectic!"
by hipster_of_the_month May 8, 2013
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natural hipster

A hipster that becomes a hipster through natural events. He most likely attends a liberal arts college or lives in an urban environment. Unlike most hipsters who are trying to fit the hipster scene, this type of hipster is the scene and creates it.
fake hipster: got a new ironic t-shirt today!

natural hipster: I made that t-shirt
by hillert November 6, 2013
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hippie German Shepherd

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.
I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.
by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014
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Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.
"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012
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Hippy Speedball

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.
by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014
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